Thursday, August 18, 2011

TWISTED SENSE

While in Canada, we came across a lot of road signs.... as you would expect when traveling a few thousand miles. What was really fun is that they are completely different from what I am used to. That being said, I decided to dedicate a post solely to those signs.

Now, for those of you who don't know me very well.... this will be corny, a little stupid, and some things might not make sense. However, if you know me at all, you understand my skewed sense of humor.

So, without further ado, I give you some Canadian road signs (except for 1), and what they TRULY mean.


This is the only American sign.... just this side of the border. Simple. To the point.



This is either "Giant Moose Meets Car," or "Smart Car Meets Moose." Either way, you must drive slowly at night.... during the day, all things return to normal size.

Square stoplights..... Square. Stoplights. And circular "go" lights. AND diamond "speed up" lights.

"CHECKERED FLAG... THIS WAY! OR THAT WAY!"


"No camping. No S'mores. No wine. No dogs," ..... but ONLY from April 1 - October 15. The rest of the year? Party with the dogs!



"HANG ON!!!! IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE!"



Chicken Take-Out? "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"


"GOT QUESTIONS? WE GOT ANSWERS!"

OK... "Twisted Sense of Humor" alert. Say that top word as you are speeding down the highway. Doesn't it sound like "CWISPMIS?"

(If you are wondering, I think it is Canadian for "Christmas.")


Food. Gas. A bed under a floating roof.




"I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, through the sea of swirly, twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel."



"Please take care of your pet moose's poop."


We drove REALLY fast. ;-)


Three mountains..... that's it.... just three.


When driving a truck really quickly, walls will jump out in front of you!


At this exit you can find: tents, campers, questions, beavers, and golfers..... it's just like WalMart!


And this is our favorite...

Food. Gas. Floating ceilings. Questions. Golfers. And.....

MAGIC!!!




So, there you have it. Whenever you take a trip to Canada, please refer to this post.... it will help you greatly, in your travels.

3 comments:

Dana Hodges said...

Lol....thanks for the laugh! I especially loved the Elf reference.

Catey said...

I think I just died laughing. This is one of the best posts ever!!

Claudia said...

LOL!LOL!LOL! (excuse me, I have to push my moose outta the way... nosy beast) But I almost fell out of my chair laughing... LOL!!!