CHRISTMAS QUOTE OF THE DAY

Gimbel's Manager: "6-inch ribbon curls, honey."

Jovie: "That's impossible."

Gimbel's Manager: "6 INCHES!"

ELF

CHRISTMAS QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

Ralphie from A Christmas Story

CHRISTMAS QUOTE OF THE DAY

Mr. Parker: "What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?"

Mother: "Ah... Victor. His name is Victor?"

Mr. Parker: "How the h*** did you know that?"

Mother: "Everybody knows that!"

A Christmas Story

CHRISTMAS QUOTE OF THE DAY

George: "Pop, you want a shock? I think you're a great guy."

(to Annie) "Oh, did you hear that, Annie?"

Annie: "I heard it. About time one of you lunkheads said it."

George Bailey and Annie (the housekeeper) from

It's a Wonderful Life

TODAY

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, Y'ALL!

CHRISTMAS QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy."

Santa from Elf

CHRISTMAS QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Why am I such a misfit? I'm am not just a nit-wit. Just because my nose glows, seems I don't fit in."

Rudolph from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer