BUT, don't let the fact that we have been married so long fool you. We do NOT lead boring lives. Nor do we need to pay for entertainment.
Case in point: in church yesterday, Lincoln Brewster led our worship service....VERY cool!
Also, in church, as my hubby and I were checking in the 2 children and 2 super heroes (yes...my youngest two insisted on wearing their Superman capes to church) my third son (all of 5 years old) stated that he had to go potty. No problem, you go ahead, I'll wait over here....well, "over here" is about 10 yards from the bathroom. AND although we have a large congregation, there weren't many in the atrium at the time....ONLY SEVERAL DOZEN.
ONLY SEVERAL DOZEN WITNESSES TO A HORRIFYING SIGHT.
ONLY SEVERAL DOZEN WITNESSES TO HEAR WHAT WE HEARD.
We heard, "MOM, I'm going to go poo poo now!"
And this is VERY close to what we saw....except instead of in the yard with some semblance of privacy, it happened IN CHURCH....IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!!! THIS SIGHT ACCOMPANIED THE ABOVE "POO POO" WORDS!"
*This may be difficult for you to see. In fact, this will trash my "Disney" rating, I'm sure. But alas, I feel the need to get this off my chest. I shan't keep it bottled any longer.
CAPE AND EVERYTHING!!!
5 comments:
This is great I am sitting here at my desk belly laughing. Thanks for the laugh I needed it.
I am so jealous that Lincoln Brewster led your service!!! I absolutely love his music and voice!! You are one lucky woman!!
P.S. losing 3% of brain cells each time you are pregnant is a very scary thought!! LOL
Oh my goodness, cracking up!! So, did he make it to the bathroom, or did he just go right there and then???
Mommy Spice....nope, no poop on the floor...we weren't really so much worried avbout that as we were mortified that he was waggin' around all over the atrium of the church :D
ha! That's HILARIOUS!!! kiddos - they're crazy!
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